Valentine’s Day. It rubs all sorts of people all sorts of different ways. You’ve got your hopeless romantics who think February 14th is a wonderful, truly joyous occasion. On the other end, you’ve got your anti-consumerism folks who would rush into every Hallmark store in the country with pitchforks and torches if they could. I…
10 Phrases That Will Leave You in the Friend Zone is something that was thrust in my face quite recently. It popped up on my timeline on Twitter, posted by MTV’s very own “Guy Code” account. I seem to be seeing a lot of these Friend Zone articles since writing one of my own [Nice…
Women like gentlemen. They like smooth, charming, considerate men. Many of them like to be taken care of, to feel safe, to feel respected. Use whatever words you like, but nothing says more to a woman than what you do. (If you find yourself saying that women like assholes, or that they don’t like nice…
Brown noser. Ass kisser. Dick Rider. Suck up. Get the picture? At one point in time, we’ve all known someone who just couldn’t keep their lips off someones figurative ass. Whether it’s at a job, in a relationship, or that weird guy who is just trying too hard to fit in. They’re annoying. I can’t…
Apparently, Chivalry is Dead. The fact is, chivalry is dead. At least, in the original context. Chivalry was originally a code of conduct followed by knights, way back in the 10th century (or earlier). Pretty sure we don’t have any of those today. No, not even ones in “shining armor”. However, in the context of…
The internet is a wonderful thing. It provides information and entertainment, access to things around the world in mere seconds. However, it’s also a huge pain in the ass. As a person who takes pride in their intellect, I simply cringe every time I skim through Facebook, Twitter, comments on articles and pictures online. America…
“The difference between girlfriend and girl friend is that tiny little space they call the friend zone.” I stumbled upon that little gem a while back, and it makes me chuckle every time I think about it. I mean, we’ve all been there. To say you’ve never been friend zoned means either you’re a liar,…
We all have that friend, maybe we have more than one friend (Even if you don’t have any friends, keep reading). Whether they be male or female, they’re the friend who is constantly in and out of their relationship. I don’t mean they jump from one significant other to the next, I mean the “on…
Rants of a Scorpio 